17 Cruise Myths That Refuse to Sink — And Why They’re Simply Not True

Cruising is one of those vacation styles that people seem to have very strong opinions about — especially people who have never actually been on a cruise. Over the years, I’ve heard countless reasons why someone insists they would “never” cruise. Too boring. Too expensive. Too old. Too crowded. Too restrictive. Too risky.

And yet, every year, millions of first-time cruisers step onboard… and then book their next cruise before they even get home.

The truth is, cruising has evolved dramatically. Ships are bigger, smarter, more flexible, and more experience-driven than ever before. Many of the stereotypes floating around today are leftovers from decades ago — and they simply don’t reflect what cruising actually looks like now.

Let’s clear the air. Below are 17 of the most common cruise myths people still believe, and why they don’t hold water anymore, based on long-standing industry misconceptions.

1. “Cruises are only for old people”

This might be the most outdated belief of them all. Today’s cruise ships are designed for every age group. You’ll find young couples, families with kids, multi-generational groups, solo travelers, friend groups, and yes — retirees too.

Modern cruise lines actively market to younger travelers with nightlife, adventure activities, live entertainment, fitness classes, and immersive shore excursions. Spring break cruises, bachelor and bachelorette sailings, theme cruises, and music cruises are proof that cruising isn’t stuck in the past.

If your mental image involves tuxedos, shuffleboard, and silence — it’s time for an update.

2. “Drinks are outrageously expensive”

Compared to most major cities, onboard drink prices are actually pretty reasonable. Cocktails, beer, and wine are typically on par with what you’d pay at a restaurant or bar on land.

For travelers who enjoy a few drinks each day, beverage packages can offer significant savings and predictable budgeting. Others choose to enjoy drinks selectively or take advantage of allowed carry-on wine policies.

Cruising gives you options — and control over how much (or how little) you spend.

3. “Cruise ships feel cramped and claustrophobic”

Modern cruise ships are designed around space and flow. Open decks, ocean-view lounges, wide promenades, and multi-story atriums make ships feel more like floating resorts than enclosed vessels.

Design trends have shifted toward connecting guests with the ocean — through panoramic windows, outdoor dining, infinity pools, and expansive deck spaces. Unless you deliberately choose to stay in the busiest areas at peak times, it’s easy to find quiet corners or wide-open views.

4. “You have to dress up every night”

Formal nights still exist — but participation is optional. Most cruise lines have relaxed their dress codes significantly, offering everything from casual dining to upscale experiences on the same ship.

Don’t feel like dressing up? Head to a casual restaurant or buffet. Want to go all out one night? You can do that too. Cruising today is about choice, not obligation.

5. “I’ll be bored at sea”

If boredom strikes on a cruise, it’s usually by choice.

Between live shows, comedy clubs, trivia, fitness classes, water parks, zip lines, simulators, movies, workshops, themed parties, and nightlife — there’s more happening onboard than most land resorts.

And if you want to slow down? That’s available too. Cruising lets you choose your pace every single day.

6. “Cruises are too expensive”

When you break it down, cruising is often one of the best values in travel. Your accommodations, meals, entertainment, and transportation between destinations are bundled into one price.

Compare that to a land vacation where you pay separately for hotels, meals, rental cars, and activities — and the value becomes clear. Plus, you only unpack once while visiting multiple destinations.

7. “I’ll gain a ton of weight”

Cruise food is abundant — no denying that. But modern ships also offer fitness centers, walking tracks, group workouts, healthy dining options, and active shore excursions.

Many cruisers actually return home feeling energized thanks to increased walking, swimming, and activity. Balance is the key — enjoy the indulgences without overdoing it.

8. “Cruises are too rigid and scheduled”

Cruises only feel structured if you want them to be. Everything onboard is optional.

You can follow a full daily schedule… or ignore it entirely. Eat when you want. Participate when you want. Relax when you want. Cruising gives you freedom within a framework — not a rigid itinerary.

9. “I won’t be able to stay connected”

Internet at sea has improved dramatically in recent years. While it’s not always the same as home Wi-Fi, it’s more than sufficient for email, messaging, and even video calls on many ships.

That said, many travelers discover that disconnecting — even temporarily — is one of the best parts of cruising. Few vacations give you permission to truly unplug.

10. “I’ll get sick on a cruise”

Cruise lines operate under strict health and sanitation protocols. While illnesses can happen anywhere — on land or at sea — ships are required to meet high standards and report issues transparently.

Basic precautions like handwashing, hydration, and rest go a long way. And if you do need help, every ship has a fully staffed medical center onboard.

11. “The food isn’t good”

This myth surprises people the most after their first cruise.

From main dining rooms to specialty restaurants, international cuisines, casual eateries, and gourmet experiences — cruise food is often a highlight of the trip. Many ships employ world-class chefs and rotate menus daily to keep things fresh and exciting.

12. “It’s just a big party cruise”

While short sailings can have a more energetic vibe, most cruises cater to a wide range of travel styles.

There are quiet lounges, adults-only areas, spas, libraries, and serene deck spaces alongside lively bars and entertainment venues. Cruise ships are large enough for every type of traveler to find their comfort zone.

13. “Cruises aren’t safe”

Cruising is statistically one of the safest ways to travel. When incidents occur, they receive intense media attention precisely because they are rare.

Ships are equipped with advanced navigation systems, safety protocols, trained crews, and emergency procedures. Millions of passengers cruise safely every year.

14. “There are too many kids everywhere”

Family-friendly ships do attract children — but they’re also designed with adults in mind. Many ships feature adults-only pools, lounges, dining areas, and spa retreats.

And for travelers seeking fewer kids overall, certain itineraries, seasons, or cruise lines naturally skew more adult.

15. “Cruises are too long”

Cruises range from quick three-night getaways to extended world voyages. Whether you want a long weekend escape or a multi-week adventure, there’s an option that fits your schedule.

You’re not locked into one style — cruising is incredibly flexible.

16. “Travel insurance isn’t worth it”

Travel insurance is one of the smartest small investments you can make. Weather delays, medical emergencies, missed connections, and unexpected cancellations happen — and insurance can save you thousands.

When compared to the total cost of a vacation, insurance is a minor expense that offers major peace of mind.

17. “Cruises are for lazy people”

Cruising can be relaxing — but it can also be incredibly active.

Between sports courts, fitness classes, excursions, climbing walls, dance classes, and full-day adventures in port, cruises offer as much movement and excitement as you want. The beauty is choosing your version of vacation.

Final Thoughts: Cruising Is What You Make It

Cruising isn’t one-size-fits-all — and that’s exactly why it works for so many people. Whether you want relaxation, adventure, social energy, quiet reflection, luxury, family time, or something in between, cruising adapts to you.

Many of the myths surrounding cruises come from outdated assumptions or secondhand stories. The best way to understand cruising is to experience it yourself — with the right ship, itinerary, and planning.

Once you do, chances are you’ll be the one debunking cruise myths the next time someone says, “I could never go on a cruise.”